ENGLISH NAME	JAPANESE NAME	POKEMOPOLIS NAME	DODGINESS RATING	ANIMATION	STORY	TEAM ROCKET	MORAL LEARNT
740: Expedition to Onix Island!	746: Iwaku no Shima de Sabaibaru!	Rumbling an Onix Orgy, Awwww Yeah!			The twerps explore an island full of Onix	Planning for ruins rather than ruining plans	Swinging is scary at first but then it gets fun. Then somebody gets hurt!

Today finds the twerps getting in some serious training for the Junior World Cup, down on the private beach of Cynthia's vacation hone. Oshawott is working on his targeting with Water Gun on a floating target in the sea. Meanwhile Iris has Excadrill and Axew sparring, which is impressive in and of itself since it used to be that Axew could only spar against Scraggy because both were so weak. Cilan tells Pansage they need some heavy training too, but that seems to be the last thing on the mind of a beaming Piplup and Dawn as they rush down the steps to the beach excited to just enjoy the sun and surf. It seems Dawn is tired of the daily training that has apparently been going on since the twerps arrived at Cynthia's. Rushing up to Iris, she excitedly tells her that there is an uninhabited island nearby. Iris' own adventurous spirit gets the best of her at this news, and Cilan and Pansage think it sounds neat too. Pikachu and Oshawott are wide-eyed with excitement at the idea of a day off, but Ash speaks up to demand they keep training. They're depressed, but as far as Ash is concerned, that IS relaxing!

Dawn knows just how to manipulate Ash to do what she wants though, telling him that Jervis has informed her that the island is apparently home to an unusual and special Onix. He's instantly right in her face, excitedly asking what this means and eager to get a look at it. Ash shows Iris a Pokédex entrance for Onix, and Dawn tells them that apparently seeing the special Onix will cause something good to happen to you. As they're discussing this, in the foreground Piplup is pompously ignoring Axew after accidentally aggravating it with some earlier horseplay. Everybody else is excited though, because it has been decided. They're on their way to an....



Jervis takes them by boat to the island, exciting Ash which causes Iris and Dawn to both happily mock him for his childish ways. Ash is a little shocked to find himself being tag-teamed by two girls in the least sexy way possible. Meloetta joins them - much to the delight of Piplup and Oshawott - and they all get onboard and start heading over. Jervis tells them that there are actually many Onix on the island, and one is a very special one, but that is all they know. Cilan asks if it is really good luck to see a special Onix, and Jervis says that is what they say. They see the island ahead of them, and Pokémon start emerging from the water, including a large Wailord breaching the surface.

Team Rocket meanwhile are flying their helicopter over the ocean, in search of something. What is it? We'll have to wait to find out!

Jervis drops them off and tells them he'll be back at dinner time, then warns them as they get onto the sand that they need to be careful on the island. It's rather late to give this warning, and he's already on his way so it's hardly like they can change their mind and return with him!

On the beach, Oshawott excitedly chases a Krabby as Piplup, Pansage, Axew, Pikachu and Meloetta work on a sandcastle. Oshawott comes charging back in a panic after Krabby pinches his tail with a claw, which Piplup thinks is fucking hilarious. The laughter doesn't last though, when a Kingler grabs Piplup by the head and lifts him up into the air. The twerps think Piplup's genuine terror is hilarious, and then Cilan tells the others that he needs to get to making a meal, which will take a while so they should go be irresponsible kids playing in the sand while he works his fingers to the bone. Piplup and Oshawott blow on their bruised tails while the twerps go swimming in the ocean and take in the sight of the local Pokémon. Meloetta enjoys the sea air up on a rock overlooking the ocean, gazed at adorably by Piplup and Oshawott who quickly get into a rumble over who gets to be the one to leer at her.

Lunch is finally ready and Dawn compliments Cilan on his skills, telling Ash he'd give Brock a run for his money. Who is Brock? Dawn and Ash explain casually that he's some guy they used to travel with for awhile (haha, poor Brock) and that now he's training to be a Pokémon Doctor. Meanwhile, Piplup and Oshawott carry their bowls of food over to Meloetta, squeaking grumpily at each other the entire way as they try to convince the other to fuck off and leave them to try and bribe their way into her pants with food. They end up in a rumble which the other Pokémon break up, Oshawott dropping his Scalchop in the process and stopping to put things to right.

The meal finished, the twerps decide the time has come to go and find the special Onix. They head into the island's interior, Ash leading them straight to a cave which he is sure is the best place to find Onix. Standing before the giant stone vagina, Ash finds himself being tag-teamed by the Dawn/Iris combo again as they mock that he thinks he knows everything (coming from Iris this is hilarious), and angrily struts into the Onix cave like he shit his pants. He is immediately knocked on his ass by a group of Woobat. Dawn and Iris walk by laughing at Ash, who along with Cilan realise to their horror that the two girls are finding common ground in mocking boys.

Continuing into the cave, they start to grow concerned as they realise it is roughly the same width as an Onix itself would be. If they run into one they'll have to run fast to escape it.... and then one comes barrelling down the cave straight towards them! They cheese it, but find the various exits blocked by more GA-ROARING Onixes. Dawn and Iris race out of one tunnel exit into the forest, where Dawn realises to her fright that Piplup is missing. They try to return to the cave but are chased out by an Onix again. They have no choice but to return to the beach and hope the twerps and Piplup meet them there. For some reason, Iris suddenly gets conspiratorial and takes great delight in suggesting they pretend to the boys that nothing happened and they're totally chill and who was scared of those Onixes anyway?

Ash and Cilan have escaped with the Pokémon too to a rocky area. Oshawott tries to comfort a puffing Piplup and they end up near coming to blows again, while Cilan has to convince an all too excited Ash that they avoid going back into the cave, which is clearly a nest of Onix. They decide to head back to the beach in search of the girls. An Onix bursts out of the ground to attack them, but Oshawott and Piplup scare it off with their water based attacks. Cilan and Ash congratulate them and they both beam proudly before getting into an argument (of course!) over who scared the giant rock snake away. They are trying to brag to Meloetta, but she disappears when she senses more Onix coming. Three of them burst out and attack, dodging Piplup and Oshawott's moves... which is when Meloetta shows up to kick some ass!

At first she returns to try and sing them into calmness, but all this seems to do is make the Onix pause in confusion. But as she sings, her voice changes and the tone shifts, and before their eyes Meloetta transforms! Her green "hair" shifts to red and wraps like a turban above her head, and she goes from a happy singing calm figure into an ass kicker who beats the shit out of the three Onix and scares them away! Needless to say, this just makes her even more attractive to Piplup and Oshawott!

Meanwhile Dawn and Iris have reached a dead end on their way back to the beach. Axew suggests to Iris they go one way and she agrees (and kinda takes credit for the suggestion), but Dawn speaks up to say they should go the other way. Why? Well she declares she has a hunch, and her hunches have a great track record, there's no need to worry! Iris goes along reluctantly.... and they walk straight into another dead end! Without a boy around to gang up on, Iris and Dawn's relationship seems less blissful, and she doesn't take Dawn's cheerful efforts to improve her grammar very well either. She wants to play one of HER hunches which works out just as well, as they end up at a cliff overlooking the ocean.

They look out over the cliff into the ocean, and then to Iris and Axew's delight a Magnemite comes floating into view. Having never seen one before, Iris has no idea what it is other than she thinks it is cute, and she immediately grabs for it despite Dawn's warning. Magnemite doesn't take kindly to being manhandled and zaps the fuck out of her, leaving her collapsed on the ground with frizzy hair. Dawn drops to all fours to check if she is alright, and then a Foongus catches her attention. Turning around and presenting her ass to camera, she reaches out to stroke a small white penis-shape, which immediately blasts a load in her face - so THAT'S how she got back on the show!

Lying twitching and paralyzed on the ground, Dawn moans,"Where's Brock when you need him?" which is usually the LAST thing a semi-conscious young girl in a short skirt would say!

Iris has a new idea now though, grabbing some vines from the trees. She takes a horrified Dawn up into the tree branches and they set to swinging, a terrified Dawn screaming as she's dragged along with Iris. But as they swing, Dawn starts to get into it (another situation Brock will be horrified he missed!), until the vine snaps and she falls screaming into the bushes, followed more gracefully by Iris.

Dawn gets out of the bushes and tells Iris not to worry, then compliments Iris on her incredible reflexes. Iris is delighted to accept the compliment, but it seems that all these short skirts, mushroom stroking and swinging has aroused the attention of a that most phallic of Pokémon - Onix!

Meanwhile the boys have found their path blocked by a huge pile of rocks. Cilan says there is something weird about the stones, and Pikachu gingerly touches one with his tail. The stones instantly shift... they're not stones! It's an Onix Orgy!

Yes it seems the Onix were all daisy-chained up enjoying some... ahem... "male bonding" when they got rumbled. Infuriated and embarrassed, they instantly give chase to the boys and the Pokémon, who flee in terror. They're reunited with the girls, Dawn hugging Piplup happily. The joy is short-lived though, as the Onix are still coming, as is the one that wasn't let into the orgy and was chasing the girls instead.

They flee again, finding their way blocked by another huge pile of stones. This time it isn't an orgy, however, but just a huge pile of rocks. With no choice but to fight, they make use of Piplup and Oshawott's water-type attacks. Oshawott uses Water Gun and Piplup uses Bubble Beam, and they blast the frontline of the Onix. Oshawott follows up with Aqua-Jet, rebounding off of the faces of several Onix but leaving himself dazed in the process. Piplup follows up with Headbutt and knocks back one Onix but hurts his own head in the process - and there are still more Onix coming!

Meloetta cries out in fear and this immediately gets Piplup and Oshawott's attention, clearing their dazed heads in their desire to be her knight in shining armour. Oshawott lets rip with something entirely new, a swirling blast of water that smashes into the lead Onix's face, followed by a huge Bubblebeam from Piplup that surrounds Onix's head and then pops, knocking it back to the ground - once again the erect rock worm has popped early and gone limp far faster than expected!



Ash is delighted, Oshawott learned Hydro-Pump! But while he congratulates Oshawott for that and Iris congratulates Dawn on Piplup's Bubblebeam, there are still more Onix wanting to fight. Piplup and Oshawott don't notice for the moment though, both puffing out their chests in pride as Meloetta claps in appreciation from above, then turning to glare at each other for basking in her attention.

Ash asks Meloetta to sing her song to the assembled Onix, hoping that it will calm them. She does begin to sing, which just seems to mildly confuse the angry Pokémon, while high on a cliff above a large collection of olive-coloured rocks shifts. The assembled Onix below prepare to attack but are stopped by a sudden roar, and everybody locks up to see those olive rocks aren't olive rocks - it's a green-coloured Onix - - a shiny Onix!

It lets out a roar and the other Onix immediately turn and leave, apparently the green Onix is their leader, although it doesn't take part in their giant gay rock orgies. The twerps watch them go and then the green Onix head away as well, and Cilan tells them that - having seen the special Onix - they're going to have good luck. They seem to take this as a sign of victory at the Junior World Cup, but Cilan notes they can't ALL win - but maybe it means good things in other ways for each of them?

Jervis picks them up as the sun sets, revealing that he knew the cave was dangerous but still only gave them the most obtuse of warnings. He tells them that he figures Meloetta's song touched the special Onix deep in the heart, and that it is why it saved them rather than crushing them and grinding their bones into dust - which is a bit of luck!

A Wailord breaches the water and a rainbow can be seen in the spray that follows. Everybody looks, including Meloetta, and Piplup and Oshawott approach goofily only to get into another rumble. Meloetta starts singing and the twerps say it reminds them all of home, and Jervis says he thinks that Meloetta's song has a peculiar kind of power.

Team Rocket certainly are banking on this! They've reached what they were looking for, particular coordinates way out over the ocean. They drop a machine deep into the water - apparently the last of a series of sensors they've dropped around the ocean. To what purpose? Apparently they're searching for some ruins beneath the waves. They need Meloetta (or at least her song) once they've done that, but first they need to find the ruins. So for once they're not jumping ahead of themselves - they'll search the ruins and in the meantime leave the twerps to do their work for them with Meloetta.

That's.... sensible!?! And ominous too! It looks like dark days ahead of the twerps.... so join us next episode when the twerps look for a bear with a runny nose!

BEST QUOTES

"There IS a need to worry!" "Sorry... but you should say there WAS a need to worry!"

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