84: The Crystal Onix
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As the loser Sculptor's sister is mocked and abused by a big 'ol bully, Ash tries to impress Misty again and gets totally shot down by the bully, who wonders off grumbling about kids these days.
Hehe, emotionally crippled boys should mind their own business.
Ash decides to help him out and Tracey uses his Marril (which sucks, by the way, Pika-Blue my ass!) to locate the Crystal Onix.
And James seems to have a strange affection towards that plate!
They get captured in a Team Rocket trap that actually works, however, and Jesse, James and Meowth rush off to find The Onix.... only to fall into their own traps!
The loser sculptor decides to fight The Crystal Onix (which lives in a giant pool of water) with a water Pokemon.
Gee, we wonder why his shop is going out of business?
After we cut to a bizarre eighties rock video segment, the loser sculptor (who had been smoking the wacky tobaccy, in our opinion) decides not to capture The Onix and in a burst of energy (probably brought about by some good LSD) creates a neat little crystal Pikachu for Ash and they go on thier way.
| BEST QUOTES |
 "I don't get it? How did
you three escape?" "That is a secret you
will never know!" "The writers can't figure
it out either." "Why don't you pretend
you're a tree and leave!""Ooh, funny. Who told you
that one? Professor Oak?" |
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