83: Pikachu Re-volts
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Remember the creepy trilogy with that scary psychic chick? Well this one comes pretty close to matching it.
Upon arriving on an Island, Ash, Misty and Tracey (boy, he do be chubby/sexy) discover some trainers running in fear from their Pokemon.
Ash sends Pikachu to the rescue but suddenly Pikachu is blasting Ash and running away, joined by an angry Togepi.
Totally shocked by this unprecedented turn of events, Ash soon discovers this is happening all over the island and no one knows why.
Enter Team Rocket.
Jesse, James and Meowth are arguing (as usual) and Meowth scratches their faces (as usual) and Jesse gets very pissed off (as usual) but before the usual Meowth abuse can start, he drops to all fours, meows and then rushes off.
Perplexed, Jesse and James follow him and discover Butch and Cassidy, although James mistakenly calls him Botch instead.
In an absolutely hilarious scene brimming over with sexual tension on all sides, James and Butch and Jesse and Cassidy attempt to say their almost identical mottos, faces thrust against the others with each line (although this is only conjecture and not proven fact like our other theories, we believe Jesse and Cassidy dabbled in a relationship in the past, a relationship which Jesse broke off.
Although willing to experiment, Jesse is definately heterosexual....... mostly - she just constantly falls for men who are totally wrong for her, e.g The Astounding Mandy - and Cassidy has always resented her for this).
It seems a freaky Drowzee, who has a PHD in Boogeying Down, is psychically controlling the Pokemon (which explains why Officer Jenny's Gastly is unaffected) and Jesse and James find themselves beaten up by thier own Pokemon (Weezing actually looks cool!) and then patched up by Team Toy Boy... which results in James being totally dominated by Misty (poor James).
He asks her not to be so roungh and after a scowling says he'll be quiet.
We wonder how often he's been in that situation.
Avoiding the usual bullshit sappy ending (by the way, what's with sappy Misty breaking down and crying? what the hell has happened to the tough little redhead we knew and loved!?!) Ash has to trick Pikachu into blasting Drowsee's equipment after Jesse (who is, as we said, mostly heterosexual) makes a come on to Officer Jenny, who blushes and poses.
Drowzee attacks Team Toy Boy and Team Rocket, who are protected by a steadily weakening Gastly, and that funny little egg thing Togepi actually does something, deflecting Drowsee's metronome with one of it's own and allowing Team Toy Boy to take the victory.
They try to give Jesse and James a medal, but they can't reconcile the concept of being rewarded for doing something right, and take off before it can be given to them.
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