118: Illusion Confusion
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Brock sweats angrily, desperately wanting to hold the map as all men must, while Misty struggles to get emotionally upset as she comments that they're lost again.
Poor Misty, evil Togepi has drained her of so much energy that she can barely keep her eyes open or muster the strength to speak. The smug, happy look on the little freaks face speaks volumes of it's hideous contempt for human life.
"We're not lost.... exactly," mutters Ash, casting his gaze about across a 2 inch radius, in the hopes of seeing a clear pathway appear as if from magic.
"Oh no," snaps Brock sarcastically, "We're not lost, we just don't know where we are!"
Brock stands sulkingly behind Ash, arms folded across his chest, secure in the knowledge that if HE had had the map or been in charge, he would have taken them directly to Violet City.
As all men do.
Misty, so weakened now that she can't even hold her head up, moans that this always happens when Ash is leading them. Pikachu agrees to this, but it's comments are disregarded as it appears to be taking a Pika-Poop at this very moment.
Brock doesn't appear to be very pleased at spending the night in a spooky forest with Ash and Misty, but Misty seems to perk up a little at the idea of being sandwhiched between Brock and Ash.... GETCHA MIND OUTTA DA GUTTA! It's for warmth, you sick freaks!
Ash throws on a look of false joy a Born Again Christian would be proud of and decisively begins running in a certain direction, calling out to Misty and Brock to trust him, their troubles have nearly ended.
Brock, Misty, Togepi and Pikachu respond by becoming angry Buddha's, then head out after Ash into what is sure to be a rivetting adventure fraught with hilarity and mischief making.
And just a little sexual innuendo, too.
And that night, Misty's energy is back in full force as she screams for Ash to tell them where they are.
"Now," starts Ash thoughtfully, "We're lost."
Misty screams angrily, her fury/love for Ash temporarily over-riding the dark grip of Togepi's power. She's furious at being stuck in the middle of nowhere but, as Ash philosophically states, "Everywhere's somewhere."
As Brock thoughtfully hmms and scratches his chin, as men everywhere do to look like they're intelligent and thoughtful, Pikachu begins to get a little antsy.
No, it doesn't need another Pika-Poop, the darkened forest is getting spooky, and the others begin to feel it too as the trees start to close in. Even Togepi feels a slightly ill at ease as clouds roll over the moon and a haunting wind begins blowing through the trees as a low moaning begins to echo through the clearing.
"Cut it out!" snaps Misty at Brock, "Making noises like that isn't funny!"
Brock assures the fiery young red-head that it wasn't him while a brave Ash demands they show themselves... which the do!
Before the shocked eyes of the trio the trees become demonic shapes, arms raised high in the air, black eyes mocking them as toothless mouths gape open and steal the very light from the sky.
Bravely, Ash turns and runs like a girl, followed by Misty and Brock as they find themselves surrounded by Tree-Demons, evil cousins of The Ents perhaps come to take their revenge on the bipedal flesh bags who rape their forests and give birth to red-raw abortions of strip mines and cattle farms.
Weep for Mother Earth children, weep.
But no, it seems that Gaya is not rearing up in outraged fury after all, as the trees are returned to normal by the piercing red glare of Hoot-Hoot, the Owl Type Pokemon!
"Wha... what was that?" gasps Ash.
"It was nothing," snaps a familiar, contempteous voice and the trio spin around to find themselves facing Gary Oak!
"Everything you saw and heard was an illusion," he explains, then pats the owl at his side, which stands on one foot, "Good job, Hoot-Hoot."
Ash uses Dexter to find out what Hoot-Hoot is, being told that Hoot-Hoot - The Owl Pokemon - stands on one leg but uses both it's powerful eyes to see clearly, even through the darkest night.
As we suspected, Gary has returned to his normal ass of a self now that he's away from Professor Oak. The little show of maturity he put on to make Ash look bad in front of his Daddy (and Gary's Grandfather) worked like a charm but here, now, in this forest he can do and say as he feels without having to worry about his image. As he talks down to Ash, a happy Pikachu sits on the emotionally crippled little boy's shoulder and waves at Hoot-Hoot.
Gary tells Ash that a Hoot-Hoot is needed to navigate this forest, and that without one, you will be trapped there..... FOREVER.
As the dramatic lightning fails to explode behind him, Misty points out that Gary HAS a Hoot-Hoot and yet, here he is, in the forest at the same place they are, if he's not lost, how come they caught up with him.
This is all beyond Ash, who stares on with stupid stupidity as Gary struggles to come up with an answer.
"Oh that's easy," he mutterers, then pauses for a considerable length of time before hitting on the most brilliant, inarguable defense there is, "I've been busy."
It's how they got O.J off.
"I've caught so many Pokemon.... I must have lost track of time," he offers lamely, putting on a silly little smile to try and throw them off the path, "You see, that's what makes me such a great Pokemon Trainer."
This pathetic display of acting wouldn't fool anyone with half a brain cell. Unfortunately, half a brain cell is what Ash aspires to and he's completely taken in by the big ol' bunch of bollocks spilling from Gary's mouth.
Gary, in a terrifying display of his utter contempt and disregard for humanity, turns and heads off with Hoot-Hoot, leaving the trio to slowly starve and waste away to nothing in the haunted forest. Ash, of course, is more concerned with someday showing up Gary, not aware that he has the one thing which Gary longs the most deeply for, the affection of Professor Oak.
Brock hmms and scratches his chin manfully, then announces that to get out of the forest they'll need to find a Hoot-Hoot. Misty, impressed by the manfulness of Brock, eagerly exclaims to the world that she's with him as Ash throws his arm in the air (perhaps in support of The American Bad-Ass?) and tries to be a man himself by crying out that it's time for them to find a Hoot-Hoot!
As decisive and triumphant as this battle cry may be, the execution leaves much to be desired as we watch Ash crawl around looking between glades of grass and calling out for Hoot-Hoot.
The others aren't doing much better, calling out Hoot-Hoot's name in the hopes of making one magically appear. Speaking of magic, Ash shows us a little of his own by teleporting from branch to branch, then turning into a blur of color as he rushes along the ground, his moans of Hoot-Hoot becoming quieter and whinier.
They give up, except for one more Hoot-Hoot that sounds better that all the rest..... because it's Hoot-Hoot!
Misty stares down in surprise at the owl at her feet and, with a look of worry on her face, begins to sidle away.... followed by Hoot-Hoot.
She sidles the other way.... followed by Hoot-Hoot! "It's following me!" she whispers with dread as it begins rubbing against her leg, obviously enamored with the young red-head.
"Don't worry Misty," laughs Ash as she is sexually violated by a Hoot-Hoot (much as a Caterpie once did back in The Viridian Forest all that time ago), "It's just trying to say hello."
He hunkers down to say hello to the Owl, which spots in him a potential rival to it's lust for Misty. Like all males must when they share the same object of affection, a battle is joined as Hoot-Hoot leaps up onto Ash's head, pecks him roughly, then runs away.
The Trio follow, calling for it to slow down and wait for them, but they come to a stop when they come across a Stone Plinth (or, as Misty puts it, "this weird stone thing") rearing up into the air from the grass.
"Maybe... maybe it isn't here at all?" suggests Brock, coming over all existentual all of a sudden.
They run through the plinth, chasing the terrified owl past a monument to it's kind, unable to keep up to a one legged bird hopping through the forest, outpacing them, causing Ash to lose his wind and start to wheeze and moan like a slashed tire.
However, Ash can make up for his pathetically girly physique by using Pikachu, getting it to use it's Thundershock attack to blast Hoot-Hoot and bring it to a stop........ or so it would have if Hoot-Hoot hadn't chosen that moment to stop, fly back, grab the top of Ash's head and peck him silly. The emotionally crippled little boy runs around in circles crying out ow! and flapping his arms as if he was trying to fly away himself.
Hoot-Hoot lays the smack down on Ash a little bit more, then turns and hops to hide by the side of a horrifically ugly old woman who has appeared from nowhere.
Meet Hagatha, the hideously malformed creature that prowls these woods, selling it's services to the unwary traveller who becomes lost in it's leafy confines. It's services are the renting of Hoot-Hoots, which guide traveller's through the forest to the other side before being returned to Hagatha and the next bunch of travellers.
Their intial meeting is hardly encouraging, as Brock and Ash peer closely at the hag and decide she must be an illusion, given that nothing this scary and ugly could exist outside of a nightmare. She screams real enough, however, making her anger clear at having her, ahem, beauty disparaged like this, claiming that she's the prettiest thing they're likely to see in the woods.
Well, there is Misty, and Jesse is probably about, and if it came down to a choice, 9 out of 10 heterosexual males would have sex with James rather than Hagatha (the other one choosing to commit suicide).
She takes them back to her place and tells them about her services, leading to the realization that Gary actually rented a Hoot-Hoot rather than found one and that he was just as lost as they were.
Unfortunately for them, the only Hoot-Hoot in stock right now is the one that has fallen for Misty and developed a hatred for Ash, and it seems this particular Hoot-Hoot has never been able to successfully direct a single person through the forest.
She tells of the last person to try, a young German Tourist who paid no heed to her warnings about The Hoot-Hoot's ability and spent 3 days lost in the forest before finding his way back to Hagatha's.
Ash, being extremely stupid, decides that all Hoot-Hoot needs is a great Trainer, like he is. He steps up and lifts Hoot-Hoot, telling it that they'll have to work together and fight side by side to the end of time they will be with each other, and all the times that they have been through will see them always be best friends and junk like that, uplifting stuff that sees Ash's eyes glistening with determination and Hoot-Hoot's eyes becoming angrier and angrier before he pecks Ash's hollow head again, leaps over him and snuggles into Misty's lap.
Hagatha explains that, as it was trained by her, it only likes pretty girls, which immediately makes Hoot-Hoot Misty's new best friend as she pets it and smiles and cooes over it.
"Pity there aren't any around here," chuckles Ash within earshot of the two women, and they turn fiery gazes angrily upon him as Brock watches on in shock.
The boy just doesn't get it.
Meanwhile, James is lying on his stomach, tapping the map in front of him with one leg kicked up behind him......
We're not even going to say it, you all know that he is, he knows it, they know, we all know it, and we're all as happy as could be it that it is so.
as Jesse looks about and Meowth complains about being lost in the forest.
Jesse, mistaking James for a heterosexual male, has given him the map thinking that he'll confidently find them a way out. James, however, is not a heterosexual male and is more interested in the fascinating clashes of blue and green on the map, and when Jesse asks him if he's found a way out yet, he tells her he hasn't but believes he may have found a good way in.
Meowth takes this surprisingly well, tiredly noting that they should use that route but walk it backwards.
They're interupted by the sound of Misty's voice, telling Ash that Hoot-Hoot likes girls better than boys.... the same argument Jesse once used on herself about James before seeing the error of her ways.
Misty has stowed Togepi away, which has decided to sleep the rest of this journey so that it doesn't get bothered by the Illusions cast by the mischeieveous Pokemon of the forest.
If it wished it could lay waste to the entire region with one sweep of it's weak little finny arms, but it can't play it's hand too soon.
Hoot-Hoot is leading them on, seemingly quite confident in it's abilities to get them through the forest. However, when Ash notes that they appear to be in the same place where they first saw illusions, Hoot-Hoot begins to shake and shiver in fear.
It turns around and starts in shock when it sees floating balls of cold, blue fire appear behind the trio, and when they too see it they try a variety of methods to try and get the flames away from them, from Brock's aerobics to Ash's imitation of a bird to Misty's duck, weave and fend, all are unsuccessful.
Team Rocket have no idea what is going on, since to their eyes the trio appear to have gone crazy and are swiping and throwing their arms about in some crazy kind of dance.
Ash cries out for Hoot-Hoot to help them, but it refuses, both scared of the fire and hating Ash enough to want to see him burn. But when Misty begs for it's aid it can't resist and valiantly turns around to stare down their elemental foes.
It's eyes burn red with the piercing gaze of clarity which will sweep aside the shadows, pull back the curtain, lift the haze, drive back the unholy and lay fear in the hearts of all denizens of the dark underworld of this most fearsome of forests.
The balls of fire retreat an inch, then Hoot-Hoot's piercing gaze hits a snag and stops, and they balls advance two inches.
Ash cries out for Hoot-Hoot not to stop, which it ignores until Misty tearfully pleads with glistening eyes for help and it gains it's courage back. Turning around it casts a baleful glare upon the balls of fire, which coalesce into a giant ball with a mocking face of hollow eyes and mouth.
That's enough for Hoot-Hoot, sure it's fun to get your freak on with Misty but what good is that if it's freak is gone? Hoot-Hoot turns and hops away in terror as the fiery face advances on the Trio.
Misty turns to her first love, clutching Ash around the neck and choking him as she seeks comfort in his arms. Brock also reaches for Ash, perhaps thinking to protect him as a mother would, but the net result is that Ash might just die from their love.
Before that can happen he turns and runs, Pikachu hanging onto his back for dear life as Misty follows close behind and Brock brings up the rear, holding his arms out wide, perhaps to emulate a tree in the hopes the fire will leave him alone?
Speaking of bringing up the rear, James is watching all of this with surprised amusement.
"Hmmm," he comments.
"The twerps have totally lost their minds," notes Jesse.
"Yeah," laughs Meowth, "And now they're going to lose their Pikachu."
All of that is lost on most of us, however, considering the GAS (gratuitous arse shot) we're getting of Jesse.
Life is good.
In a clearing, meanwhile, the incredibly unfit trio are panting and wheezing, trying to catch their breath. All this sweating, panting and moaning GETCHA MIND OUTTA DA GUTTA has awoken Togepi, which is not pleased to still be in the forest.
Ash is not pleased either, unable to believe Hoot-Hoot just up and ran like a girl from a bee. Misty tells him not to make it so hard on Hoot-Hoot, reminding him that Hagatha did warn them. She then scratches Hoot-Hoot behind the ear as it begins rubbing itself against her again, making sure it still has a freak to get on with her.
Ash, seeing this, finds himself angry without knowing why, he steps forward and pulls Hoot-Hoot up, yelling at it to get serious before tucking it under his arm and heading out of the clearing.
"It's doing the best it can!" cries Brock.
"No it's not!" snaps Ash, "We need to get out of this forest, and Hoot-Hoot needs to start acting like a real Pokemon!"
Misty is a little taken aback by his forceful nature, which was what first appealed to her about him, and starts to say, "Ash, maybe...."
"Maybe nothing!" growls Ash, "Hoot-Hoot's a Pokemon, it can learn how to help us! All it needs to do is try!"
What?
Huh?
Was that an illusion?
Ash just made the most sense he ever has, saying things that made perfect sense, things that Misty and Brock would usually have to say to him. Hoot-Hoot can help them, but it can only do that by using it's abilities and skills, and it's not going to do that while it's being molly-coddled.... molly-coddled?
What the hell is a molly? And how does one go about coddling it?
In any case, Hoot-Hoot doesn't want any part of it and leaps out of Ash's hands, over his shoulder and down to Misty's leg where it rubs itself filthily against her.
Misty asks Hoot-Hoot to help them again, telling it that if it uses it's powers it'll not only help them through the forest, it'll become stronger.
Hoot-Hoot agrees (don't be fooled, girls, a guy will agree to anything to make a girl smile and think well of them) but Ash is still angry/jealous of the close relationship between HIS Misty and the rented Hoot-Hoot.
Dodgemaster's Note : We once knew a Rent-Boy, much to our chagrin, but luckily that's long in our past.
Pikachu watches the touching (and we mean that in the filthy way) moment between Hoot-Hoot and Misty, but then a rope slides around it's chubby little belly and pulls it up into the air before the trio's shocked eyes.
Ash does his best Steve Austin impersonation (no, not Stone Cold, we're talking The Six Million Dollar Man here) and leaps ten feet up in the air with his scrawny little legs to catch the rope and get a hold on Pikachu.
They're both pulled up into the trees as they hear the familiar voices of Team Rocket.
"Look what we've hooked!" they laugh together, hauling up the rope with fishing rods in hands (make of this phallic symbolism what you will).
"Prepare for trouble, now we win!" giggles Jesse.
"Make it double, we'll reel you in," promises James.
"To protect the world from devestation, haha!."
"Ahhhh! To unite all peoples within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love," continues Jesse as she pulls on the rod, swinging Ash and Pikachu into a nearby tree, smashing hard into a piece of paper plastered over the trunk.
"To extend our reach to the stars above," adds James as Ash falls away and the paper begins to peel off to reveal an inky substance covering the wood.
"Jesse."
"James."
"Team Rocket will make an excellent impression!" laughs Jesse as she holds up the paper, imprinted with the ink silheoutte of Ash doing his George Of The Jungle impersonation.
"Now that you're Pikachu is in our posession!" finishes James, holding Pikachu up in triumph.
"That's right! Put the Pika in the box and I'll shut it up tight!" comes Meowth's part as Pikachu is tossed into what appears to be a Chilli-Bin.
"Do you think this is another illusion?" asks a confused Brock, scratching his head.
"I'm afraid it's the real deal," mutters Misty, losing energy again with Togepi once more awakened from it's fevered slumber in a dream-world of despotic, cruel lordship over the Earth itself.
Ash is on all fours, moaning in pain, but suddenly he pops up and calls out to Team Rocket to give him back his Pikachu.
"Sorry, we can't be doing that twerp," chuckles Jesse, "If we did that then we wouldn't be doing our job."
"Our jobs to rob!" laughs Meowth, and then all three twist about and leap into a row-boat suspended from the trees twenty feet above the ground.
Well of course it is.
The boat starts rolling down the long line on a pulley system, joking that it's smooth sailing ahead as Jesse sets them up with the Gods of Irony by proclaiming they finally got their lucky break.
The rope breaks, of couse.
"Uh-oh," they say as one before the boat plummets towards the ground and Ash catches the Chilli-Bin, letting Pikachu out.
"I know I shouldn't have bought that Salesman's cheap line," moans James.
"THEN WHY DID YOU!" yells Jesse angrily, "WHY DID YOU GET LASSOED BY SOME TWINE MERCHANT!?!"
"He got roped in," says Meowth sadly, pressing two frayed bits of rope together sadly.
They all begin to cry at this terrible pun, not realizing the real reason for the shoddy rope and James eagerness to buy it. The Salesman was obviously some young, pretty stud with tight jeans and a broad chest for James to ever buy any sort of a fabric that was less than top quality.
Jesse of all people should understand that.
Hoot-Hoot watches Ash and Pikachu hug and wonders how it could get a little of that action with Misty as Team Rocket demand Pikachu and the Hoot-Hoot to boot.
James challanges Ash to a Pokemon Battle which the head-strong little punk it all too eager to accept. Jesse sends out Arbok while James calls for Victreebell to go ahead and get them.
As it sucks his head into it's gaping maw he moans that he said go ahead, not get ahead.
Ahhh well, I guess it's fun for the kids.
Ash chooses Bulbasaur and is ready to pick another when suddenly Hoot-Hoot goes Hoot-Shit and starts hopping around madly as a haunting wind fills the clearing and things get a little darker.
Jesse turns around and is shocked to see Dragonite - The Ugly Type Pokemon - standing in a clearing. She can't believe her luck and calls for Arbok to get it as James - inside of Victreebell - tells his Pokemon to get after it as well.
It dumps him on the ground and the two Team Rocket Pokemon dive at Dragonite, which easily moves out of the way and then starts gliding of into the distance.
Team Rocket give chase, crying out that they only want to be friends, begging it to stay, stay, stay, stay with us, they need it, they want it to meet their boss, what's the big rush, they're not going to hurt it.
"What's us with them?" asks Ash as he watches Team Rocket run away after nothing.
"Maybe they're seeing things like we were?" ponders Brock, who has been extremely philosophical of late.
"Maybe," agrees Ash, trying to sound intelligent by repeating everything Brock says.
At which point Ash's appear everywhere. They stare around in shock as Ash after Ash appears, each with the same blank look of stupidity which we've come to know and tolerate with gritted teeth.
Misty and Brock ask which is the real Ash, but each one is adamant that they are the real Ash. They all talk at once, demanding recognition, proclaiming that they are Ash, the others are fakes, ignore the others, they are the real Ash, nobody else, only them.
Pikachu, driven wild with the horrible thought of a world filled with Ash's, lets loose with a Thundershock as Misty, Brock and Bulbasaur flee in terror, Misty dragging Hoot-Hoot and Togepi with her.
The Ash's are turned to Ash, leaving only one behind, the real deal.
Ash coughs out smoke and lowers his arms, then gasps in shock as he sees Misty kneeling in terror, surrounded by her worst fear, Bug Type Pokemons.
They're all there, from Beedrills to Cacoona's to Venonat's to Caterpies to the most fearful of them all, the one that presents the greatest horror and terror in it's lightning quick reflexes and many gnashing teeth.
Metapod!
Oh the horror, the horror.
Hoot-Hoot is making a half-assed effort to protect her, standing in front of her with it's useless little wings stretched out. Brock tries to tell her it's just another illusion but to her it's real, and when the Bug Types rear up Hoot-Hoot turns from Owl to Chicken and runs... or hops.... past Ash, who yells that it should be ashamed of itself, it's the only one who can help Misty.
To show how much trouble she's in, the camera cuts back to show Misty still kneeling, still surrounded by The Bug Pokemon which have moved not one single freaking inch since they arrived.
Oooh, spooky!
Ash angrily tells Hoot-Hoot that it's ready to desert Misty, the one person that believe in it.
This means nothing to Hoot-Hoot, but at the sudden thought of being left with only Hagatha to get it's freak on with, it grows furious and lets loose with the full power of it's piercing gaze, wiping away the Bug Pokemon easily.
"Hoot-Hoot saw right through them!" puns Brock unmercifully.
"It sure did!" laughs Ash, for some strange reason.
Hoot-Hoot ain't done, however, blasting all around it with it's gaze to reveal Gengar's and Haunter's everywhere, hanging around on each and every branch in the surrounding clearing.
The Ghost Types create a fog, but Hoot-Hoot thinks it has some balls now and begins blasting The Gengar's and Haunter's, setting them up for Bulbasaur's Vine-Whip Attack, which knocks them down and leaves them open for Pikachu's Thundershock.
That's enough for the playful Haunter's and Gengar's, who turn and run, leaving the forest illusion free for the time being.
"I did it!" laughs Ash, taking credit for the victory, "I finally trained Hoot-Hoot!"
He scoops the owl up and talks some silly crap about believing in yourself and other p.c bollocks before Hoot-Hoot angrily pecks his head again, then jumps down beside Misty and begins getting it's freak on again.
Ahhh Misty, magnet for sexually depraved/deprived Pokemon everywhere, God Bless You.
"Hoot-Hoot might have been listening to Hoot-Hoot, but I think it did it because it likes me!" laughs Misty as Hoot-Hoot rubs itself against her leg.
The next day they find themselves led confidently by Hoot-Hoot to.... THE STONE PLINTH!
"We... we're back!" gasps Ash.
"Maybe it's another illusion," gapes Misty. An unmistakable silheoutte appears over the hill and staggers towards them, the horrible, ugly features could only be that of Hagatha's.
"I'M NOT HAGATHA!" she screams at tiny, flailing Ash and Brock's, "I'M NAGATHA, HER TWIN SISTER!"
"Your twin?" asks a terrified Brock. "Yes, but people don't believe it because I'm so much more beautiful," she cackles girlishly.
That's a horrible thought.
Inside Nagatha's cabin they open a video connection to Hagatha's and tell her they made it safely through the woods. Ash boasts that it was a little tough but, thanks to him, they made it.
"I helped," chuckles Misty lightly, "A little, right Hoot-Hoot?"
Hoot-Hoot just stares at her rubbable legs and smiles.
And so of they go, once more on their way to The Violet Gym and the first step of their journey to The Johto League. But what about Team Rocket? They had no Hoot-Hoot, so are they out of the Forest?
It would appear so, as we cut to a beach scene and find the three relaxing in the sun. Jesse is wearing a delightful one piece camouflage swim suit with two cuts down the side to show happily large amounts of flesh.
"Isn't this great," whispers Jesse, who is wearing a delightful one piece camouflage swim suit with two cuts down the side to show happily large amounts of flesh, "It's just like a dream."
"It's almost unreal," replies a happy James to Jesse, who is wearing a delightful one piece camouflage swim suit with two cuts down the side to show happily large amounts of flesh.
"And the best part of all is," adds Meowth to James and also to Jesse, who is wearing a delightful one piece camouflage swim suit with two cuts down the side to show happily large amounts of flesh, "We're out of that forest.
They all laugh, including Jesse, who is wearing a delightful one piece camouflage swim suit with two cuts down the side to show happily large amounts of flesh.
The beach fades to show the reality, Team Rocket are lying beneath the shade of a tree, two Haunters floating over them holding the Beach Umbrella as several Gengar's have gathered around, laughing as they watch them.
Think about that for a second, or a minute, or even an hour if you feel you must.
A whole bunch of Pokemon, plus two extremely attractive humans in a forest, tricked into thinking they're on the beach in skimpy attire, while the Gengar's and Haunter's watch lecherously.
If they're waiting for nature to take it's course and see a little one on one action, a little first-hand show of how the birds and the bees work it then....
Well, they'll be waiting one hell of a long time, won't they Dodgers.
You know what we mean.
| BEST QUOTES |
 "We're not lost, we just don't know where we are!"
 "Is that right, Hoot-Hoot? Do you like pretty girls?" "Too bad there aren't any here!" |
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