---: Xmas Holiday Hi-Jynx
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The title of this episode was said by Jesse.
It's Christmas time, and Santa James is entering the house. He is caught. Jessie's evil plan to capture Santa should work. Jessie is mad because a Jynx who she thought was Santa Claus took her favorite doll when she was young. Now, she is going to get her revenge.
NOTE: The Japanese do not celebrate Christmas in the traditional sence as only 0.5% of the total Japanese population are Christian. The truth is the Japanese tolerate all religions and beliefs, Buddhist, Muslim, etc.
But the Japanese love all festivals and just adopted the idea of a man in a red suit delivering presents to children. He is know as "Santa Kuroshu" and is believed to have eyes in his head so he can watch children all day long.
Meanwhile, Ash and friends are snooping around to discover a Jynx. Jynx makes some serious moves on Brock, who for once isn't interested.
The Jynx is the only female who wants Brock, or wants to kiss him at least (and Ash and Pikachu too we might add) but he rejects her forceful advances. If he doesn't take what he's offered he's never going to get any.
Ash battles it, first with Pikachu, who's kissed to death, and then Charmander, who is successful. Jynx blocks Ash's Pokéball, and tells them that she was shining Santa's boot for him when she drifted away from the North Pole.
Ash and the group try to take Jynx back to the North Pole, but the Pokémon get tired. As a last desperate attempt, Ash takes off his clothes and starts pulling everyone himself.
Kinky.
He is stopped by a Lapras, who first tests them to make sure their intentions are good, then offers to help them the rest of the way to the North Pole.
Team Rocket follows them all the way to the North Pole. When they finally make it, Jessie and James emerge from their Gyarados, all tired out. They say their motto, only to find themselves freezing cold. Meowth goes back in, under a nice warm blanket, and then he pushes the button to trap the group while they snatch the Jynx who Jessie thinks is Santa that took her doll.
They soon find out that it wasn't Santa after all, and that the Jynx was only trying to help Jessie by fixing the doll. She gets the doll back from the real Santa, but isn't so grateful and ties him up.
They take all the presents for Christmas, but are stopped by Lapras and Charmander. They still manage to escape with the presents, until all of Santa's Jynx use a combined Psywave attack to bring back the Mecha-Gyarados and get back the presents, and then make sure Team Rocket blasts off again.
Back at Jessie and James' house they are sleeping in their bed, hoping Santa will have something for them. Jynx shows up at the window, and kisses them so they will sleep tight.
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