ENGLISH NAME	JAPANESE NAME	POKEMOPOLIS NAME	DODGINESS RATING	ANIMATION	STORY	TEAM ROCKET	MORAL LEARNT
617: Double-Time Battle Training!	623: Daburu Batoru! Manmu to Hinoarashi!	Dawn's Double Disaster			Dawn tries out some Double-Battle techniques with Zoey	They can blast themselves off now!	Sexual predators groom their victims

Today finds..... Zoey vs. some chick called Rebecca. The twerps come rushing up into the stands, Ash and Dawn arguing over who got them lost as they watch Zoey compete in the final of the Bristle Town Contest. Candice turns out to be sitting next to them and shushes them, while down in the arena Zoey is struggling to get her Glameow to penetrate Shuckle's shell - and Rebecca looks VERY confident of victory. If Zoey can't win and Dawn keeps losing on her 5th Ribbon attempt, they might both need some....



Glameow can't break through and Zoey calls out the Big Gun of Shadowclaw to send the shelled up Shuckle spinning through the air, costing Rebecca points, and then an Iron Claw knocks Shuckle out and... Zoey wins!

Candice is delighted, hugging Dawn with delight before she actually realises that the twerps are.... the twerps! She didn't even notice it was them! She asks why Dawn isn't competing and Dawn explains her Fifth Ribbon Contest will come at Daybreak Town, but she popped by to see Zoey go for her shot at her Fifth Ribbon (that still doesn't explain why she didn't take part in THIS contest). As Zoey is presented with that ribbon, she asks to say a few words and gives thanks to Candice (Ms. Senior as she calls her) for her support and cheers. Candice leaps up and down in her short skirt, bouncing in all the ways that would normally get Brock's attention if it wasn't so immediately obvious that Candice and Zoey only really have eyes for each other.



Yeah, kids show blah blah blah, those two chicks are totally scissoring each other every chance they get.

Dawn asks Candice why she isn't up at Snowpoint Gym and learns that hardly anyone ever comes to challenge her at the Gym anyway... well not with that attitude, anyway! Outside, a furious "Jesselina" can't believe that Zoey beat her to her Fifth Ribbon when they spot the twerps and dive into the bushes before they're spotted - as if Ash or the others would recognise them anyway! Zoey joins the twerps and the twerps congratulate her on making it into the Grand Festival, and Candice insists it is time to have a party... a party to end all parties!

Also lesbian sex.

Team Rocket pop out of the bushes to watch them leave, actively pondering themselves why they're hiding since the twerps would never recognise them anyway. The twerps' "party" is a pretty substandard affair, consisting of Zoey and Candice and the twerps sitting at a table eating a bunch of candy. As Dawn explains she is going for Daybreak Town in order to have another shot at redeeming her pitiful last Double Contest Battle, Ash takes a big bite out of a spicy.... ice cream sandwich? Dawn gives him water and Candice explains it is a Snowpoint Tamato Berry Ice Cream Bar, that wraps ice cream around spicy tamato berry. Candice explains that sometimes two things that SHOULDN'T work together somehow just do (like two young girls exploring forbidden feelings in the lonely cold nights of Snowpoint City, for example!) and Dawn takes it to heart in a different way, maybe a way that will help her win her Fifth Ribbon.

The "party" continues on for some time, and of course Ash overindulges as only Ash (or Team Rocket!) can, ending up looking like Dawn's mother probably should fear Dawn will look travelling around with two adolescent boys.



Zoey pops in to apologise for them being sidetracked from their own journey but fat-ass Ash is happy to have had the chance to eat. As they try to make conversation with her, she obviously couldn't give a shit what they're talking about as she looks about for Dawn and then asks where she is. They explain she is out training and Zoey seems eager at the idea of getting her alone (what will Candice say!), heading outside where she finds Dawn trying out different combinations of attacks between Pachirisu, Piplup and Buneary.

Dawn admits that she is still worried because of her inexperience with Double Battles, and wants to find a combination that is sure to get her a victory. Zoey offers to help her train the next day, telling her that sometimes on the move training will bring you combo ideas you never considered before.

The next day, Ash stumbles into the lounge of the Pokémon Centre and hears Sinnoh Now on the television and looks over to see.... Paul! Yes it's Paul, and with his typical pissed off grump face he's being interviewed because he just won his Eighth Gym Badge! Brock tells Ash that now he'll have to do some catching up, but Ash is too confident (and stupid) to be concerned, he's sure he'll make it. Candice enters the Pokémon Centre yawning and complaining she ate too many sweets the previous night, and then tells Ash and Brock that Dawn is training with Zoey. Surprisingly she doesn't seem all that upset about her "very close friend who is sometimes seen leaving her house very early in the morning" hanging out with Dawn, in fact she seems excited by the way they are working together on different combinations, ignoring Ash's suggestion she get back to the Snowpoint Gym as she gasps about Dawn and Zoey together and...

Oh my God she wants to add the rare and valuable Triple Scissor Encounter to her collection! Just look at her, the lecherous old tart!

Dawn shows the combinations between Mamoswine and other Pokémon like Piplup.... the first of which doesn't go well when Piplup gets frozen in a solid block of ice and Pikachu has to smash it free with Iron Tail. The noise appears to wake up Team Rocket who seem to have been sleeping in the bushes near the Pokémon Centre (they could have put on a pair of glasses and gone inside and nobody would have recognised them!).

Candice offers to show Dawn something special and has Abomasnow blow a cold wind up her skirt (oh like you wouldn't!) and combo it with Razor Leaf, shattering the icy blast so it doesn't freeze Candice in place. Dawn tells Mamoswine to give it a shot by shattering Ice Shard with its tusks and swirl them around Pachirisu which will then use Discharge, creating a creating spiralling shining ice effect.... and it works! The trouble is, Pachirisu now finds itself surrounded by circles of electrified ice and Dawn wants it to create an even prettier picture by having it blast some nearby rocks... but it can't reach them and in its panic the Ice Shard/Discharge Combo falls apart on top of its panicking head.



Dawn rushes up to dig it out, upset that she got too far ahead of herself on the move. Zoey tells her that she'll work things out when she finally gets to the Contest, but Dawn is starting to wonder if maybe she should just give up now. Zoey offers a chance for the two of them to go at it hot and heavy and work up a sweat as they both press and push for a climactic perfect moment of..... yeah, you get the drill, she wants a Double Battle.

Anyways, Dawn isn't sure about facing someone as experienced as Zoey (which she'll have to do at the Grand Festival anyway!), who suggests that she try out one of her other Pokémon like Cyndaquil. Dawn notes that Cyndaquil isn't compatible.... and then remembers what Candice said the night before about Tamato Berries and has an idea - she accepts the battle! Soon Mamoswine and Cyndaquil are up against Zoey's Kirlia and... Leafeon!



The new Eevee Evolution and the Kirlia are working together for Zoey's plans for the Grand Festival, and Candice is excited to see what she plans to do... as is Jesse who is eagerly taking notes from the bushes while James and Meowth complain about her wanting to form a Sunglass-Twerpette Fanclub.

Mamoswine shatters an Ice Shard and spins it around Cyndaquil which then uses Flame Wheel, spinning in a circle within the spinning ice which creates a cloud that then turns into rain and..... rains all over Cyndaquil!



Oh dear, today really isn't Dawn's day!

Zoey shouts out encouragement though, telling her the idea of combining Ice and Fire Attacks is a good one. Candice tells her to take a moment and visualise the move she wants to use - cold, hot, sweet but spicy - sweet ice cream!

I'd like some ice cream!

Dawn tells Cyndaquil to do a stationary Flame Wheel, then has Mamoswine spin a shattered Ice Shard around Cyndaquil and then do a full on second Ice Shard that..... looks amazing!

It's just what Dawn wanted and it worked perfectly, in a Contest that would get Dawn huge points, a move called Flame Ice. Everyone (including Team Rocket) is impressed, and then Cyndaquil charges the entire Flame Ice towards Kirlia and Leafeon... but the Flame Ice shatters from the pressure and heat, leaving Cyndaquil and Mamoswine open to a combined Magical Leaf followed by Kirlia's Psychic taking control of the Magical Leaves and battering the fuck out of Mamoswine and Cyndaquil and knocking them out.

Jesse is all wobbly eyed joy as she stands up and walks away, surprising James and Meowth who don't know why she doesn't want to mess with the twerpettes today. Jesse declares she would never consider messing with two such wonderful competitors. She then smirks and says she is joking of course, but she DOES have an idea on how to handle Double Battle Contests now - she'll use moves that aren't normally compatible with each other. She calls out Yanmega and tells it to use Silver Wind, then calmly has Wobbuffet come out and Counter the attack to create a beautiful..... blasting off of them again!

Off they go into the distance, Wobbuffet and Yanmega hilariously charging along the ground into the distance after them. Meanwhile, Dawn is checking on Mamoswine and Cyndaquil and thanking Zoey for all her help. Candice in particular is delighted at the strength of their relationship as she grooms yet another young girl for sexual perversion and the abuse of her position of authority for her own sexual gratification.

Hey, it worked for Professor Oak!

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