404: The Right Place At The Right Mime
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406: Okido Kenkyuujo! Zenin Shuugou!
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Mr. Mime is happy enough with the situation, sweeping the floors while Delia does the dishes and thinks about how Ash got up bright and early and left the house to go visit Professor Oak.... ahahaha! He is the worst son ever!
Just then, the doorbell rings and Mr. Mime answers to find..... Pokémon! And May! What's going on? Why is Max there? Why is May there? Why is everyone but Brock in....
In Professor Oak's lab, Misty is feeding a young Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charmander while Tracey sketches them and Max watches. He reaches out for Squirtle which bursts into tears, and then compliments Tracey on his drawings, calling him "Sir". Tracey tells him to call him by his name, and Max reveals that he hero-worships Tracey because he is Professor Oak's Assistant, and when he learns that Oak used to draw too he imagines what it would be like to be an artist himself.
The Pokémon yawn and Tracey prepares to return them to their Pokeballs, but Max asks if he can, freaking out Squirtle as it watches its friends reduced to red light and tucked away into tiny balls. It rushes away in tears when Max tries to do the same to it, leaping into May's arms as she comes up the stairs and burying its tear-streaked face into her bosom.
Oh like you wouldn't.
He asks May what is going on and she replies that what is going on is that HE is upsetting Pokémon, and then asks what he is doing in Pallet because apparently she had no idea he was there! What about Norman and Caroline!?! And what is she doing there!?! To answer, Professor Birch reveals that he invited Max as his guest, as Birch, Ash and Oak (get it!?!) step up behind Delia. Ash is pleased but not surprised (He's not smart enough) to see May, and Max reveals that he was FOLLOWING May after she left home again because he missed her amazing rac.... he missed her! Along the way, Professor Birch encountered him and took him along with him in his ACTION JEEP, and now they're all here.....
And Muk rapes Professor Birch.
Ash tells him to leave the ACTION PROFESSOR alone and it refuses, while Delia and Oak laugh nervously because they're taught their little rapist a bit TOO well.
A short time later, they're all seated around a coffee table having tea and cookies while Muk happily massages a nervous Birch's shoulders and Ash tells May about the Battle Frontier..... Misty is tucked off right into the far side of the couch behind Tracey's bulk, forgotten and alone.
As Ash spends all his time chatting with May and Delia, Oak and Birch all talk about May and how she is planning to take part in Kanto Pokémon Contests, and Ash asks if she'd like to travel with him. She agrees, leaving Delia shocked when Ash says they'll leave TOMORROW, and then Max asks if he can come along and a superior May sips her tea and agrees that yes he can.... if Norman and Caroline agree. As they all laugh and plan their future adventures together.... Misty sits watching them on the outside looking in.
That's what you get for going back home to look after the Gym for your sisters, Misty! That's what you get!
Outside, Team Rocket are in the bushes smirking over the twerp and all his twerpy friends (Sans Brock) being together again, because now it means that they can get ALL of their Pokémon.
Inside, the twerps have disappeared and Delia is cleaning up while Muk tries to swallow Birch's head (not like that, Gentle Dodgers). Oak watches Delia carefully (of course!) and comments that she seems quite deep in thought, and asks if she is really okay with the idea of Ash just up and disappearing after only a couple of days back home. She insists with false cheer that it is only natural for a young man to want to get right onto a new adventure and that he told her that once before.
Well yeah... but I'm pretty sure he was talking about anal, Delia.
Ash has taken May and Max (Misty and Tracey are nowhere in sight, haha!) to see some of his other Pokémon, including his huge, happily sleeping Snorlax, the sheer size of which utterly blows Max away.
Ash wakes it up and it waves happily at them, too lazy and sleepy to be all that surprised to see him. May calls out Combusken, Bulbasaur and Munchlax, which all happily wave hello, Munchlax absolutely delighted to see Snorlax. Ash asks where Beautifly and Skitty are, and it turns out she left them at home because Caroline loves Beautifly while Skitty fell in love with the Greenhouse and just wants to sleep happily in there all day long.
A rumbling noise catches their attention, and they turn to see Ash's Pokémon stampeding towards him - Phanpy, Kingler, Cyndaquil, the happily insane Totodile, lovestruck Bayleef, Sheriff Bulbasaur, the herd of Tauros, and flying overhead Noctowl the Drug Dealer and Heracross the sexual deviant. Ash waves hello as they charge him... and the Tauros keep going, bursting past with Ash left hanging on for dear life and Bayleef absolutely miserable at him going away again. Phanpy comes over for a hug from Pikachu and gets a little zap of electric energy for fun, while Ash is left clinging on for dear life amidst the stampede and Bayleef is rushing after in frantic desire.
The Tauros stampede on, heading straight for Misty and Tracey who were out taking the trainer Pokémon for a walk in the void of nothingness that is their lives since Ash moved on. Tracey calls out his Marill to water gun the lead Tauros, slowing it and turning the herd as Bayleef hauls Ash to safety and then nuzzles him with frantic delight.
Misty cracks a joke to Ash about his Pokémon taking on the traits of their trainers, and while Ash fails to get it, May and Max show up to take his attention away again, as May declares she is in love with Ash.....'s many Pokémon! The little Squirtle rushes up to hug May's breasts (oh like you wouldn't) while Tracey tells Ash that Sheriff Bulbasaur was telling everyone that Ash was coming to see them all. Ash says hello to Bulbasaur, and then calls out his new wave of Pokémon, and the greatest possible meeting takes place as Corphish and Kingler shake hands!
Team Rocket are watching from the bushes, and Jesse can't believe their luck, now they can "catch 'em all" and give them to the Boss!
HEY TRAINERS, WHICH OF THESE POKEMON DOES NOT CHANGE DURING BATTLE!?! KECLEON, SWALOT OR CASTFORM!?! THE ANSWER IS SWALOT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT OF SHAPE TO CHANGE OTHERWISE!
As the twerps and their Pokémon stand around with big stupid grins on their dumb faces, Team Rocket approach disguised as a garishly dressed television crew for Pokémon Sunday Showcase, completely with Wobbuffet in a cap as camera-man! And Jesse is here to interview "local trainer makes good" in Ash Ketchum. Jesse asks him for comment on making the Top 8, and Ash says he wasn't THAT good, which Max happily agrees with when he points out it was only the best 8 and not the whole thing. Wobbuffet screams its own name joyously in agreement and James has to slap his hands over its huge mouth in case the twerps somehow work out that the Wobbuffet in a cap is a Wobbuffet!
Meowth decides to get a camera shot of all the Pokémon AND the twerps, and May and Misty get all blushy over their hair and what they're wearing. They're told to step back... back... a little further.... back.... and they fall down the hole that Team Rocket somehow dug behind them at some point!
Swellow and Noctowl fly for the sky but a net is thrown over the top, so Ash has Pikachu use Thunderbolt.... but it fails to break through the next.
"Prepare for trouble you might as well quit!"
"Make it double, you're in a pit!"
"An evil as old as the galaxy!"
"Sent here to fulfil our destiny!"
"Don't forget me!" cries Meowth happily.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Jesse."
"James."
"And.... my name is Meowth!"
"Wherever there is peace in the universe!" proclaims Jesse.
"Team Rocket!" adds James.
"Will be dere!" throws in Meowth.
"To make everything worse!" they all finish together.
"WOBBUFFET!"
"CHIME CHIME!"
Misty growls that they haven't changed at all and a furious Jesse can't believe that she didn't notice the new motto. Grovyle uses Leaf Blade to cut through the net, shocking Jesse and James, and Meowth sheepishly admits that while he was supposed to get a net resistant to all attacks, he tried to save money since they usually only get hit by electric attacks.
The twerps and their Pokémon are now free, and demand that Team Rocket leave them alone, causing Team Rocket to ponder if they've been "dipping into their own Pokeblock supply" to feel "big and strong".
Team Rocket go to the old standby of bringing out a giant robot with suction vacuum arms, which immediately lifts Charmander and Totodile into the air only to be saved by Sheriff Bulbasaur. May clutches onto Squirtle tightly and tells it she will look after it, and Ash sends in Snorlax to knock the robot over with a crashing tackle, knocking Team Rocket clear. Jesse asks Meowth for a "Plan C" and he goes with "get Pikachu and get the fuck out of here!", which isn't HALF a bad plan.
Oak, Birch and Delia show up and see what is going on, and Birch prepares to help out when Delia prevents him, telling him that Ash is more than capable of handling this by himself..... and his four friends and multiple Pokémon.
Sheriff Bulbasaur bitch-slaps Seviper causing May's Bulbasaur to stare with love in her eyes, before stopping Cacnea's Pin Missile with a swirling Petal Dance. Jesse and James try a double attack, but Sheriff Bulbasaur deals to them BOTH with an instant Solar Beam that sends them blasting off alone, leaving Team Rocket weaponless and shitting themselves. They try to sneak away, but Misty and Tracey stop them with an angry claim that they've disturbed an important habitat for Pokémon, and have their Water Pokémon blast Team Rocket back against their robot before May has Combusken use a Fire Spin, and then Pikachu Thunderbolts to send them blasting off after their Pokémon.
Everyone celebrates while Delia and Oak are unsurprised and Birch figures that mothers always do know best.
Back in the lab as the sun sets, Tracey returns Bulbasaur and Charmander to their Pokeballs, causing Squirtle to freak out once again and run crying directly into May's tits.
Tracey doesn't know what to do, but Oak figures he doesn't HAVE to do anything, and Birch agrees that it seems that Squirtle has chosen who it wants its trainer to be. Oak asks May what she thinks and she is happy with the idea of having Squirtle as part of her Pokémon Team.
"By the way," says Professor Oak,"Would you like to leave your Bulbasaur here?"
"Sure!" says May.
Wait.... wait what? What? WHAT!?!
May says that with Sheriff Bulbasaur around, her Bulbasaur is sure to have a good time (get laid), which is reasonable, but why did Professor Oak suggest it in the first place? What possibly reason could he have for suggesting it..... I mean.... what? WHAT!?!
Not only that, apparently Glalie and Torkoal will be sticking around as well!
WHAT!?!
Birch and Oak hand over brand new PokeDex's to Ash and May, and Max asks if he could have one too (no, no he cannot) but Tracey has something else for him, he has uploaded Battle Frontier info to Max's PokeNav. Max checks it out and finds that the closest Battle Frontier location is the Battle Factory near Cerulean City. Misty was going to be leaving for her Gym the next day anyway, so for yet another episode she will get to be Ash's travelling companion once more and relive the glory days of the sweet freedom she once knew. Meanwhile, while all this is going on, Squirtle has a hilarious look of utter bliss on its face as it lies nestled between May's tits.
After a dreadful display of poetry from Oak and Birch, the next day sees them ready to head off from Pallet once again. They say their goodbyes to Delia, who thinks to herself that as nice as it is to have her son back, she knows he has to head off and follow his dreams, and she can look forward to his next visit.
Also it's easier to get boned nine ways from Sunday by Professor Oak when he isn't around.
Out of nowhere, Phanpy comes rushing up. It has made its way to see them from Oak's lab all by itself, and Ash figures that it wants to come with them. He makes a show of pretending to have to think about it, then laughs that of course it can come along, and off they head - Ash, Misty, May and Max, a temporary new team till Misty leaves and it's down to just Ash, May and Max all over again...... but wait! It's not over yet!
BROCK!
He rushes up to join them, and they share a few words we don't hear before once again they're off together - same old twerps on a brand new adventure!
Onwards to the Battle Frontier!
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